The Mummy

What is The Mummy?


1.

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.

Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!

2.

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.

Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.

See mummy, blind, cum, both, eyes

3.

disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.

Oh man, I definetly pulled a mummy on that dead hooker we dug up.

4.

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

See Ryan

5.

When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.

See gaijin


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