The New

What is The New?

used as a "yeah right" type phrase. often used to negate something you just said.

"dude, you owe me $50..."

"...the new."

or

"Never got drunk and puked all over myself...the new"

See yeah right, never, get real

Mordant

1. caustic; biting; sarcastic. He smiled, menacing at her with mordant glee...

Noctem

1. When you are sent to a disgustingly gross link on IRC you have been noctemed. Dude, you clicked on tubgirl? You've just been noct..

Accordion God

1. To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey 'Martin White is an Accordion..

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