The New

What is The New?

used as a "yeah right" type phrase. often used to negate something you just said.

"dude, you owe me $50..."

"...the new."

or

"Never got drunk and puked all over myself...the new"

See yeah right, never, get real

Zortch

1. Combination of "zap" and "scorch" meaning to burn with very high power electricity. I wasn't careful when I ho..

Dick Dumpling

1. feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling. dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling. man: oo shit dude..

Joafa

1. "Jerk Off And Fall Asleep". An action usually used at the end of a conversation where the user is going to go to sleep after h..

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