The Newton

What is The Newton?


1.

Following Newton's law of every action has an equal reaction, The Newton describes the event that occurs when one is able to take a dump while ejaculating at the exact same time. This has to be done at the exact same time or it is not The Newton.

"So I got bored and decided to try The Newton...I failed."

See apocalypse, apocolypse, horsemen, woot, the

2.

a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.

example: hey im gonna eat all of your food, especially your chips and Dr. pepper. Ohh but by the way, fuck you because i am the newton.

See douche-bag


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