What is The Nom Monster?
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A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies
guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again
guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM
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Random Words:
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Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep...