The Nom Monster

What is The Nom Monster?


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A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies

guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again

guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM

See hungry, nom, om, cookie


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