What is The Purple People Eater?
1.
Someone that everyone should hate
a person with a lazy eye
who hates people for no reason
and has no right to hate anyone
because they're ugly.
has a deep voice, and is stupid
"Ahh the purple people eater is coming!
it might eat me!"
or
"Oh watch out, here comes the purple people eater!"
or
"I'm so emoxcore it hurts!"
and lastly...
"I go to shows all alone"
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