The Question

What is The Question?


1.

the official proposal of marriage

See: pop the question

James, i don't know if I'm ready to answer the question yet. I mean I love you, but this is a long-term commitment.

2.

usually instated by the male of a relationship and also has to do with extreme nervousness and fear of rejection

1. "will you go out with me?"

2. "will you marry me?"

3. "you're pregnant, arent you!?" in this case a fear of affirmation

is he ever going to ask me the question?

3.

Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question

Context / Full test of The Question

People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"

Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"

New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"

Tall guys: "You play basketball?"

Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"

High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"

Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"

For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"

For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"

For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"

For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"

For fat ladies: "When you due?"

For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"

See stereotypes, jokes, questions, question, marriage

4.

Its question, with "the" put in front of it.

this can generally mean, a most important question, often different in everyone's mind

can range from

"what is da meaning of life"

to

"should i wear the pink dress or the blue on my d8?"

5.

A legend passed down from generation to generation... some say it's a myth, others cannot phathom the possibility of it's existance, nonetheless in any situation, drunk or sober, when a male approaches an intellectual convo and just happens to pop in, oh so nonchalant... "do you shave?," and then proceeds to resume conversation as if the question was never uttered.

"How about the Bears game... I think they have a chance at winning the Super Bowl, by the way, do you shave?" (Pause for comprehension)"...so you think they have a chance?"

See Bruce Dickinson

6.

The great answer, 42, was found by the mice, yet they did not know the question. I believe the question is:

"How many billions of people must die before man realizes his great mistake?"

This is my belief. I do not yet know the great mistake, but I think once 42 billion have died due to the mistake it will become known.

"Dude, I know the answer but whats The Question?"

"How many billions of people must die before man realizes his great mistake!"

"forty two!"

See 42, the answer


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