What is The Record Player?
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Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.
Wow, the record player is cool.
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A person with no butt. Who's THighs are connected to their bACK because there is no butt in between to separate them.
Lauren is a ..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...