The Record Player

What is The Record Player?


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Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.

Wow, the record player is cool.


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