The Reverse Pirate

What is The Reverse Pirate?


1.

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate


92

Random Words:

1. Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie ..
1. A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. Usually applied to someone t..
1. PetSmart: A place where people let their dogs piss and shit on the floor, don't clean it up themselves in spite of the "clean..