The Road Edit Meaning

1. The thing your cute, sweet, innocent girlfriend turns into after marriage. This is only after 354 nights waiting up alone wondering when..

1. Someone's girlfriend who is (either literallyor metaphorically) a cow. John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight...

1. A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase..