The Rocky

What is The Rocky?


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Many people may think this to be an abe lincolnbut those people are wrong and will never experience "the Rocky" truly. While you are having sex your dog(preferrably named Rocky {hence the name}) comes up to the man and licks him in the face while the couple is doing it doggy styleand procdes to recieve oral from the woman. Also the rocky works best on a hot summer day when the dogs mouth has that white foam around his mouth allowing the man to have a white beard (hence the confusion with Abe Lincoln)When it is all over the woman should have sperm coming from both ends of her body leading to a rocky road ahead (also a reason for the name)

Yeah man we were just doing it when our dog Rocky came over and started kissing me... my wife could not see because it was so dark and I guess she thought it was some other guy wanting to join in so she gave the dog head... then screamed johnny. thank god we were doing The Rocky or I would have never found out...

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