What is The Runner?
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When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
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When you penetrate a girl and thrust vigorously enough that her vagina starts to bleed.
I gave this girl a vagina wax this morning when..
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The devil's number 666 backwards in binary.
"0101100101!" That's jibberish.
See 666, 0, 1, 6..