What is The Runner?
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When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
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The 26 children who died in the book of the same title. often escoted by mr death.
The gashlycrumb tinies died horribly. Neville is a..
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A person so drunkthey walk around hunchbackstyle, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.
That drunk zombiefuck stumb..