The Runner

What is The Runner?


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When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.


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