What is The Runner?
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When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
Random Words:
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Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate..
