What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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the zombie day of reckoning
"Holy shit, it's the zombocalypse!"
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The state of the planet in which society has crumbl..
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n. a person who believes in the "Date Local" philosophy as discussed on the Slate blog. dating local reduces lust & love&a..
