What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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Prison inmates. Upstateis a another word for the slammer.
Mike: "So Worm, how are the boys upstate treatin' you?"
Worm:..
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A concepual place named to suggest a remote, obsurd, unknown location.
man1. "Hey Mickey! Where the heck is Jonne..