What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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One who studies zombology
"How do we stop these zombies from spreading?"
"What do I look like a zombologist?"
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socially maladjusted shut-in.
if you never go outside, have never dated anyone and will one day shoot up your high-school then chances ..
