The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?


1.

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.


44

Random Words:

1. the zombie day of reckoning "Holy shit, it's the zombocalypse!" 2. The state of the planet in which society has crumbl..
1. 1. A mistake;an error 2. A mistake you made while wanting a couple of flapjacks KID: "I missed the winning shot in the basket..
1. n. a person who believes in the "Date Local" philosophy as discussed on the Slate blog. dating local reduces lust & love&a..