What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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The King of WTF and bestower of fine photoshoped atrocities onto all of ACF.
Except when he's posting Albino Squirrels like a n00b..
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Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school
student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student..
