What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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One of many bunny shits that comes from a rabbit at one time. They are usually found in piles.
When someone is too cheap to buy seedle..
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A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.
Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't...
