What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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A movie that shamelessly panders to the Academy. Usually features dying old guys, people with disabilities, or the Holocaust.
That new..
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Masturbatiing with a marker.
And also a teddy bear...
person1: I used markers to masturbate last night.
person2: JILLBATION!
anonymu..
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Condition which occurs when too small of a bra size is worn, effectively dissecting the breasts and giving the appearance of 4 boobs.
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