What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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When something is so fucking retardedan ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.
5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...
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A phrase used to insult someone, without actually hurting their feelings, because they'll be so confused by it.
Person a: (wins a ..
