What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strange..
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When you check for skid marks on the string of a thong.
Person 3; Ooooh girl, Doo Doo Check,
Person 2; Oh shit.
Person 1; Ooooh child..
