The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Iinm
1. "If i'm not mistaken!" - Murray Walker "If i'm not mistaken that was a Williams."..
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W.e.s.
1. Abbreviation for "Wandering Eye Syndrome". Men use this when they are caught looking at a woman's chest and/or body and ..
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Quinzo
1. Pulling a Maloney, where a friend gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss. Will laugh and joke in the mi..
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