What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or n..
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The act of spraying ejaculate over a girl's face.
She gave me such a good BJ, that I shared the victory champagne with her.
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