What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.
"Oh, my, gawd. ..
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An expression often yelled by voluptuous women in heat. Meant to convey their rebellious sass, invincibility, and general rejection of w..
