What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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Morbidly obese person - One who is so fat that it is apparent they have stolen other chins and added it to their own neck.
That dude is..
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In deference to Mohandas K.Gandhi, famed nonviolent civil disobedience advocate and Indian independence leader,
to sweetly and confide..
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A more preferrable choice to any Republican in the primaries.
Fred dropped out; so I'd rather vote for Zombie Reagan than Huckabee..
