What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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A problem that upon solving produces another problem and that upon solving produces another problem, etc.
A many layerd problem
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the act of, while preparing to tee off, performing eight consecutive waggles of the golf club.
"Stan you really pulled that ball i..
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fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that ma..
