What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is..
Mike: Oh hey billy whats up man? :D
Billy: FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!! im FKCING DEPPRESSED LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! >=O
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Just too much for words to adequately express, epecially in cases of gross stupidity or ignorance.
She: Did you hear that customer just..
