What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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Rubbing alcohol drained through a loaf of white bread. Usually used as a cheap substitute for vodka.
hey look Lee Willy is drinking &q..
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The disastrous result of doing or following the speakings of a smooth talker.
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A term used by Georgia Nicolson, a very hilarious, somewhat imaginary British girl. Means something is exceptionally strange. Plus, it&a..
