What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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To play tennis.
Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?
See hit, play, rally, tennis..
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The hilariously cruel act of the killing of mass peeps in the microwave.
I must've put ten dozen peeps in the microwave this after..
