What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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a phrase meaning masturbating
I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!
See wacking off, jacking off, mas..
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A group of overly caffeinated assassins that go around Arabia killing people for money, in which they use to buy tea leaves to brew thei..
