What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.
Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?..
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To obsessively think or focus on one idea or thought, over and over again.
At work I don't get any work done because I imophricate..
