What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Animals and pets that clearly do not display human-like tendencies, despite what their owners or handlers might say. Can also be used t..
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When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.
"Wow w..
