What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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A group of ugly individuals. Usually walking.
Jesus! I thought New York was gonna be chock fulla cuties, but I was nearly trampled by a..
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A foul stentch of body odor often coming from people with greasy unwashed hair and a collection of Phish bootlegs.
Loosely based on the..
