The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Dick-jacked
1. To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal. I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account..
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Vees
1. Vicodin. A prescription drug medicine with acetaphedamine and hydrocodone. Hydrocodone is said to give the user a heroine like high. The..
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Spizzin
1. 1) spending 2) wasting 3) buying useless shit dat ho's been spizzin all my benjamins See biscuit..
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