What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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(ni`nejaka-moe kle.)
verb:
when you are stoned off your other motha' fuckin' ass looklin' at te computer screen, it tu..
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
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When you are acting in a doug-like fashion, or being dougable in an otherwise undoug'ed environment.
He's straight up doug&ap..
