The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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H.h.a.
1. Acronym: Hot Hipster Asshole, also H.A. for Hipster Asshole when the "hot" does not apply The H.H.A. scoffed at how people sk..
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Derby, Ct
1. you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place? i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y. See location, place, town, city, nowhere..
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Friday Shirt
1. The cheapest, nastiest nipple revealing shirt you have ever seen accompanied by friday shoes. Worn on a friday to work to enable direct ..
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