What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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Alice Cooper's birth name.
Vincent Furnier changed his name to Alice Cooper...
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One who excells in a particular sport, instrument, or hobby; Better than excellent
Yo, the new drummer for No Lily is vagina good...
