What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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Alphabetical order, but the other way around.
Cats, babies, ax, is in zalphabetical order.
See zalphabetical order..
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When going to Vegas for the first time, and doing one of the following. 1. Losing all your money, 2. Alienating your friends and losing ..
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a adjective for cool, neat-0, or fucking swell
those boots you got are fucking bangin' horse
See tommy..
