What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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where the fuck are you going?
used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..
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like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.
Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!
See dumped, fuck..
