The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?


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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.


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