The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Voodew
1. A drink you get when you mix vodka with Mountain Dew. (Vodka = Voo, Dew = Dew) Guy: "I have Mountain Dew!" Bud: "I hav..
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Alfondo
1. I fictional character created by a bunch of grade twelve students. Hey look, I'm going to draw silly faces on the chalk board. Loo..
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Gregs Mom
1. A rare and highly slanderous term referring to a particularly whorish mother of an acquaintance. Very derogatory and insulting. Often us..
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