What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an eja..
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An informal dining engagement amongst friends. Usually for a brunch or lunch with an anticipation of hilariousness.
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Place where all the cool, half-mexican americans are born.
That chick Corey she is from Pascagoula, MS. She is pretty awesome.
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