What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pou..
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Variation of "question". Used when pondering something puzzling, such as a brain teaser.
Hmm... it's an interesting quez..