The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Jizm List
1. All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list. Past tense: Yeah, she made..
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Ily2death
1. I love you to death Katianna: thnx for the advice Simone. Simone: anytime gurl. You know ily2death. See ily, love, <3, i love you..
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Mecos
1. Mexican-Spanish slang for semen. Clean up your mecos, Jose, you left some on the seat again. Damn you. See Madamasselle 2. is sperms..
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