What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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When pop-punk bands all jump on stage simultaneously, a display of high energy after watching John Kusac movies.
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Hard-drinking chain-smoker
"See that chick in the spill seat? That's her second pack of cigarettes and her fifth pint. What a..
