The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?


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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.


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Random Words:

1. The correct answer to the much over used term, whats up? now some people might comment that the ceiling is up, not the sky. but the sky..
1. to whinge incoherantly and without reason about serious issues which could seriously affect other peoples' lives. To be a complete..
1. Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking. Stop Jerking Your Gerkin. -or- He's busy jerking his gerkin. See Lazer ..