The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Yaked
1. to be completely coked out. doing to much cocaine. Dude, last night I was so yaked out at that show! See geeked, yayed, on one, twizte..
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1. Used to describe a group of attractive, incredibly eligible bachelors out on the prowl. "Mac, Rob, Frank, and Paul were so totally..
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I Dont Know, I'm Not A Doctor
1. A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation. Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh? Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep de..
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