What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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The offspring which results from the mating of a male zebra and female pony, especially Shetland pony --> think My Little Pony(*) w/..
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A phrase much like awesome possumand spiffy. Used to express happiness, or agreeability to a situation.
Joe: Oh man, I totally aced tha..
