What is The Safeway Sage?
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Random Words:
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crazy,freaked out,disturbed
Max was very atthwacked when he saw his girlfriend cheat on him.
See crazy, disturbed, freaked out, shortc..
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A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out ..
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February 14th, the day some refer to as Valentine's Day. The day when all the losers and loners make themselves known by not getti..
