The Safeway Sage

What is The Safeway Sage?

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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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Gay As Anal
1. Exactly what it sounds like. Me: Hey! Hey you guy! You with the face! That shirt is gay as anal! Guy with the Face: Eff you, buddy. S..
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Boarange
1. The feeling of still having to poop, after you already pooped. Can also describe the feeling of not wiping well enough after you poop. T..
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Yawnage
1. Boring, bland, uninteresting that game is yawnage See boring, bland, uninteresting, yawn, sleep..
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