What is The Salazar?
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A drunken homoerotic calf massage administered or offered under the guise of a friendly gesture. Often the solicitor is unaware of his own gaynificence and uses extreme quantities of wine to quell the burning desire for hot monkey manlove.
Maaaan shut the fuck up; I did NOT try to give you the salazar.
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An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American S..
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Doing nothing or just hanging out with some friends.
Hangin' out with some bros
Hey Jig what you up to tonight
Probably just ji..