The Salazar

What is The Salazar?


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A drunken homoerotic calf massage administered or offered under the guise of a friendly gesture. Often the solicitor is unaware of his own gaynificence and uses extreme quantities of wine to quell the burning desire for hot monkey manlove.

Maaaan shut the fuck up; I did NOT try to give you the salazar.

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