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A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary
I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past..
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n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick ..
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a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding o..
