The Senior Citizen

What is The Senior Citizen?


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When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.

Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.

See senior, citizen, bingo, tapioca, pleasure


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