What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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The setting of being in a movie and desiging an stunt to actualy kill someone in their real lives...
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The perfect reason to do anything.
Q: Why are you eating vanilla ice cream and pickles?
A: Dude, all the cool kids are doing it.
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