What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it
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To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.
I went to the strip club last night and got a b..
