What is The Shempf Test?
1.
Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
See
Random Words:
1.
The flakes of faeces that crumble off whilst picking the dried bits around your Corn Hole. Normally from not wiping after going to the t..
1.
When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.
Brittany: What the fuck happened to yo..
1.
Grumbles of the stomach; can be associated with runny botty.
"That curry has led to borborygms arising in my stomach"
See Ma..
