What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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one who masterbates in public
Jada is such a masterbationist...
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fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can
Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!
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