What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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Random Words:
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a word constatly used by ray
hey u wanna fuckin tity fuck my fruit pigeon..
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A very old ladies poontang; wrinkly and saggy. Also see: Flapjacks.
I loves me some prune-tang. Hmm, Hmm, tangy.
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A very old la..
