The Shempf Test

What is The Shempf Test?

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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!

Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!

See yoink, yeah, doink
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