What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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A person that aggressively and harshly
squeezes another's hand when shaking hands.
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A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
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