What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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time after curfew when two people sneak out to hook up; attractive because
a. late nighters are generally too awkward to hook up under ..
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Simply stated, a stadium filled with semen.
I think we need to erecta new semen stadium downtown.
See rosenblatt, quest, monster, gila..
