What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can&apo..
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Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.
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