What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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adjective describing a person, particularly a female, who has a great body but the face is of questionable beauty. Not just a butterface..
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The act of sexual intercourse
Gettin' down to the frinkey dink!
See sex, fucking, screwing, intercourse, shagging..
