What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.
<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> bu..
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to be heck of cool.
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you like the spice girls?!
you're the gizzle dizzle!!!!!!
See cool, sweet, tight, sick..
