What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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squeezed out of her mams vagina on the 28th of may 1992. lives in saltburn, single, good looking and up for a shag.
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a person who submits their personal information online
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