What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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A diet that results in the followers looking skeletally thin in a very short space of time, or deathas it's otherwise known
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a red and yellow bible study show character.
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