What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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Where text messages go when they become delayed for unknown reasons. Usually the source of great frustration when they arrive many hours..
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Fucking the dog, wasting time.
Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home...
