What is The Shempf Test?
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Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
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The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
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when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.
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An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS
Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock ..
