The Shotgun

What is The Shotgun?


1.

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/victim of extreme pwnage in which the man involved retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and, on command, releases the air pressure, which expels the testicles outward onto the woman's/pwn victim's/Pruger's face. The shotgunned testicles can often achieve velocities of up to 120 km per hour. Every year the masters of the shotgun technique meet in the Scrotodome in Vilnius, Lithuania for the annual Shotgun Olympics. During the Shotgun Olympics, competitors try to break wooden boards similar to those used in Martial Arts exhibitions. The upper weight divisions sometimes use cinder blocks.

Kcastun McScrotum, the world middle weight shotgun champion, broke through 22.5 consecutive boards with one blast of The Shotgun last summer at the Shotgun Olympics!

See hot fudge sundae, pruger

2.

right before you are about to blow your load you cock your dick along with a cocking noise and spooge all over the face.

Dude: oh baby... baby baby... baby..... baby...chick chick! ahhh.(spooge)

Girl: What was that?

Dude: The Shotgun!

See blows, sex, cum, shotgun, spooge


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