The Simonizer Edit Meaning

1. Getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. Particularly rewarding when they've been a little bit too cocky and they suddenly r..

1. A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn&apos..

1. 1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own. 2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector. 1. "Man, that magi..