What is The Soo?
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A small Canadian town in Northern Ontario where hitchhikers get stuck. Supplied North America with hockey players a decade ago. Cottages are called camps, and people ride snowmobiles to work and school.
"It took me 3 days to get outta da Soo. Couldn't even hitch a ride at the truck stop."
"Aww geez, eh? Got another smoke?"
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People who only attend church on Christmas and Easter.
Jesus, why do all these Poinsettia and Lily Christians think they only have to s..
