What is The Soo?
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A small Canadian town in Northern Ontario where hitchhikers get stuck. Supplied North America with hockey players a decade ago. Cottages are called camps, and people ride snowmobiles to work and school.
"It took me 3 days to get outta da Soo. Couldn't even hitch a ride at the truck stop."
"Aww geez, eh? Got another smoke?"
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A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.
I had a deadly bo..