The Special Delivery

What is The Special Delivery?

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Go to the washroom. Number two. Take the number two out of the toilet and put it in the freezer. Once frozen insert the hardened number two into the anus of your loved one.

Man, what a night. He had a special delivery waiting for me back at home.
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