What is The Splits?
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Wanking to the point of self harm.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
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To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.
Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixe..
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You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory after that.
Need I say more about this deff?
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