What is The Splits?
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Wanking to the point of self harm.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
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Watery discharge from a woman’s vagina. Commonly secreted during sexually arousing situations.
After eating her out I had lady water al..
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its the female version of fudge paker
or a rude version of a lesbian
omg! what a flange flinger
we did a flange flinger last night...
