What is The Splits?
1.
Wanking to the point of self harm.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
See
Random Words:
1.
a different version of the word kool
Dam, you know he got a Corvette?
Oh, furreal?
Ye
Oh dam thats coolionimbus
See cool, koolio, k..
1.
1. Calm down
2. Chill out
3. Stop over reacting
Man 1: Hey dude, I slept with your wife.
Man 2: I'll kill you!!!
Man 1: Calm y..
