What is The Splits?
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Wanking to the point of self harm.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
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A group of 9-12 LSMSA students (rapists) who lived on 1C '07-'08 and migrated to 2B '08-'09.
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take a piss (especially if it is an inconvenience to do so)
Dude, get off at the next exit and find a gas station. I gotta pay a dollar..
