What is The Splits?
1.
Wanking to the point of self harm.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
See
Random Words:
1.
small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, ..
1.
when a girl wakes up and can't/doesn't feel like looking nice that day. usually said in a warped pride, to friends.
"i&..
1.
The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence..
