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a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.
that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always..
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A slang term for females vagina and/or pubic hair
I met him round the back of the chemistry lab so he could tocuh my forest of dean
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When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.
My girlfriend li..