What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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The term used for anyone who suffered a sudden transition from relatively normal/odd, to goth of any of the various subtypes.
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to have subwoofers in your ride so you can wake up your "neighbors" down the street
damn fool, i didnt know you got humps in ..
