The Thomas Kemper

What is The Thomas Kemper?


1.

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

See sex, pee, root beer, hot, dirty, xxx


0

Random Words:

1. a kid who is weird, can be nice, but mostly wierd "Yo man, that kid is so zak farrow See weird, crazy, noob, funny..
1. person who is completly intoxicated and roasted Im completely Zosted with this crack n whack O_o See zosted..
1. In California, random areas of many new jersians. usually excellent jersey surfers looking for year round good waves and weather. One e..