What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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a way to kind of say "God dammit" without saying God, so the name isn't being used in vain =P
GOSH-DAMMIT you suck! >..
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an awesome drink, which involves mixing a shot glass with half apple rum/vodka and half apple juice. then, one person fills your mouth ..
