What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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A skinny person's biceps
Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.
See biceps, pytho..
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A site used so you can trick your friends and random other people. Usually people get it to show the number 666-666-6666.
I love ospent..
