What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
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The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger.
"oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..
