What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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1.) to make fun of a show on television
2.) to watch a show for the specific purpose of making fun of it.
John: Hey dude, are you watc..
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A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos
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Opposite of penivore.
My dietary choice..
