What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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That time at a party when the straight girls get drunk enough to start kissing each other.
Too bad I left before girlkissing o'clo..
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n. one who scavenges the dark, eery abyss that is the anus only to find the hideout of the biggest douche in the universe....JOHN EDWARD..
