What is The Thomas Kemper?
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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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Any problem that can be solved with a quick trip to a dollar store.
John- "Man I need to get some things for the party"
Bria..
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n. a spur of the moment mutual decision to engage in sexual relations between people who just met
I walked into the bar. I saw her. ..
