The Thomas Kemper

What is The Thomas Kemper?


1.

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

See sex, pee, root beer, hot, dirty, xxx


19

Random Words:

1. A wanger faced boy who thinks he's ugly, most of the time this is true. Harriet- Go on Webcam Daniel- No im ugly. Harriet- your..
1. A guy who fuck dudes. gay. A name you call someone when they do some gay shit. Craig, why did you punch me in the ass? You're a ..
1. verbal, emotional or physical abuse. every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' ..