The Thomas Kemper

What is The Thomas Kemper?

1.

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

See sex, pee, root beer, hot, dirty, xxx
19

Random Words:

Roflowned
1. Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly. ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Owned = being dominated by some..
Read more
Moose Willis
1. What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada. "That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION." See bruce, moose, wi..
Read more
Qumph
1. A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free