The Thomas Kemper

What is The Thomas Kemper?

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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

See sex, pee, root beer, hot, dirty, xxx
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