The Times

What is The Times?


1.

British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.

Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections

Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.

The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.

See conservative, tory, newspaper

2.

Not to be mistaken with The time, a band accompanied by Prince and one of director Kevin Smith's characters Jay and Silent Bobfavorite bands.

The Times is used described as how life is going. It can be used to describe your life or how the world is doing.

Come gather round people

Wherever you roam

And admit that the waters

Around you have grown

And accept it that soon

Youll be drenched to the bone.

If your time to you

Is worth savin

Then you better start swimmin

Or youll sink like a stone

For the times they are a-changin

(~ Bob Dylan, The Times They are a-changing)

See life, world, changing


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