What is The Turd Burglar?
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to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!
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Random Words:
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Someone who:
1) Sits around getting high all day
2)Acts like they're good at something when they're clearly not.
Scenario ..
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A girl who can stick a dick so far down her throat that her nose touches the guys body
Cindy gives the best deep throat, shes a nose t..
