What is The Turd Burglar?
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to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!
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one of the world's most infamous prostitutes. For just 25 cents she would swallow balls until she dies.
My best bud spent a dollar..
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A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.
F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.
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When your belly hurts like hell!
She had been really sick with the flu..she had yucky belly.
See yucky, belly, hurts, ouch, flu..