The Turd Burglar

What is The Turd Burglar?


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to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop

then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay

Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

See poop, tud, molly, burglar, ebay, freeze, arm, hand


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