The Ultimate Cream

What is The Ultimate Cream?


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Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.

Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.

See shocker, vagina, anus, taint, man nog


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