What is The United Holy Church Of Santa?


1.

A religion that meets on Thursdays.

~Church Rules~

You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.

For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.

The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.

You will be burnt at the stake if you own a

dog or anything besides cats.

You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?

Random person: Yea, why?

Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.

Random person: Umm...OKAY

Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*

Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

See cats, christmas, santa, twilight, dane cook


54

Random Words:

1. a prison jumpsuit. hey boy, "put on your nigger suit or it's back to solitary confinement". See outfit, costume, dress,..
1. Beautiful, Truthful, Honest and Loyal. and great in the bedroom, often addicted to coffee 'mmm,i like a etty' See pretty, h..
1. Pronounciation: Spa-nio-la Origin: Italian The act of placing one's penis between the breasts of a female and thrusting to acheiv..