What is The Van Ryswyk Theory?


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The theory that, despite blatant evidence to suggest otherwise, the perpetrator of any manner of foul or embarrassing deed may remain idyllically blameless; there is an excuse for everything.

If one man were to say to the other, "Hey dude, I slept with another man, does this make me gay?" The other would reply, "No. You're a perfectly straight man who happened to make a big mistake and sleep with another man."

- The Van Ryswyk Theory

See gay, mistake, foul, excuse, blame


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