What is The Wisdom Of Schlong?


1.

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.


69

Random Words:

1. When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, ..
1. A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May ..
1. (Verb 1) The act when one l33t ownager morphs into a bloodthirsty rage and wages war without remorse. (Verb 2) A moment where a Uber Nu..