The Wizard

What is The Wizard?


1.

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"

Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"

See wizard, lotr, drinking, beer, game, magic

2.

Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!

See fart, cupcake, wizard, blast, prank

3.

1)One who makes no sense

2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up

3)Wizard-Like person

Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...

The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!

See wizard, wiz, oz, crazy, messed, persnickety

4.

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

See faggot, kissass, lowlife, backstabber


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