What is The Wounded Monster?
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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.
Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
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A gangster muslim.
I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban.
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de rigueur headwear of the stree..
