The Wounded Monster

What is The Wounded Monster?

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.

Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

See sex, gun, wound, chuck norris, orgasim

Yttmml

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Jarx

1. Noun. The act of taking a bite out of the tender spot of a baby. Melissa's baby had a jarx. See baby, bite, head..

Hackdiggery

1. Any action executed half-heartedly, incompetently or without necessary precautions leading to unwanted or undesirable results. It is us..

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