What is The Wounded Monster?
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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.
Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
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Any total douche whos such a pussy that only this name fits.
God, Mel Gibson is such a Vagina McGinstein!!!!
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Eating out the ass of someone with braces than making them suck your dick and smile, showing shit stains on their teeth and braces
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A penis. The one shot refers to ejaculation
I told this chick to put her hands up and i shot her in the face with my one shot fun gun.
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