The Wounded Monster

What is The Wounded Monster?

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.

Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

See sex, gun, wound, chuck norris, orgasim

Tan Trash

1. A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons: 1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry..

Dog Food Gangsta

1. the mature reply when a dork tries to speak slang with you out of urban ignorance. DORK: yeah, that be tight, dawg foo yawg gangsta! Y..

Zibby

1. a person/s who regulary takes cock for crack or just plain old cock wow man check cleveland shes totally taking a zibby See zibby, coc..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Wounded Monster Edit Meaning