What is The Wounded Monster?
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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.
Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
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Boobs that stand up without any apparent support. Usually seen in comic/manga girls.
Dude 1: "What are you jerking off to."
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Like the expression, "I'm all ears" juiced up for the Internet.
To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messagi..
