What is The Wounded Monster?
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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.
Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
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Random Words:
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What you say when something amazing flies by.
JIMINY CRICKETS did you see that?! A BLUEBERRY JUST FLEW BY!!..
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When your dumbass boss or someone in authority tries to tell you what to do or Someone who talks too much.
I went to the bosses office ..
