The Wounded Monster

What is The Wounded Monster?

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.

Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

See sex, gun, wound, chuck norris, orgasim

Orbage

1. Just like cleavagebut when more of the full three dimensional nature of the boobsis on display. I had to ride a bus packed full of high..

Emogan

1. Lives in Frankston or other low socioeconomic areas. Enjoys alcohol, cigs and fast food (mainly Hungry Jacks or McDonalds). Swears a..

Lemoncello

1. Slang for a guys cum. Lemoncello tastes gross See cum, sperm, blow job, head..

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