The Wounded Monster

What is The Wounded Monster?


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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.

Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

See sex, gun, wound, chuck norris, orgasim


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