Theatre Major

What is Theatre Major?

1.

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.

B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.

See actor, york university, university of toronto, rosencrantz and guildenstern, hamlet

2.

Major you pick when you want to party through college on your daddy's money. Legitimized by the fact that something like 0.01% of theatre majors might get a guest spot as a dead person on CSI.

Irma: why man do we 'doth bestride the narrow world as a...

Random guy: I said no ketchup on my burger! no ketchup!!

Irma: to be or not to be?

Random guy: d*** theatre majors.

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