Thompson Edit Meaning

1.

a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a 4 year old,also is an extreme beast and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light bench press!!!!!!

Person 1: my god did you see that thompson over there he like just created a hoverboard out of air like wow!!!

person 2: yup he sure is a beast

See beast, iq, thompson, ownage

2.

sub machine gun (SMG) used in WW2 namely referred to as thommy gun. great Rate of fire slightly innacurate needs pletny of cleaning usually issued to captain or leader of squad. making a comeback in airsoft too.

bang,followed by other bangs in that time it was friggin amazing that the thompson could do that.

See gun, smg, ammo, magazine

3.

A man who is not large in stature, but prefers to pick up extremely large women. He is also known to deny the fact he picked up a fatty even when found in his bed.

Damn, Matt pulled another Thompson last night... The beast is still sleeping in his bed!

See hogging, big, nasty, fupa

4.

To wear ankle bashers (short trousers which finish at the ankles).

OMG, look at that girl's Thompson!

See ankle bashers, ankles

5.

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

See thompson, arrogant, stupid, failure

6.

another word for the company whore, usually a rampant closet homosexual, whom, for personal gain and a attempt to recieve discontinued supplies at a fraction of retail, will lower themselves to felating 2 or more of his superiors at once, often ending in dissapointment when they get belangered out by someone who "performs" better.

shit! i didnt get that promotion again! I worked so hard, i knew i should have thompsoned the boss!

See thompson, gay, cooze, harrassment, slut

7.

a man and or woman. often referred to as a crossbreeder. known for beastiality.

"man that dudes gotta be a thompson!"

See thompson, uncool person, retard