Thorny Dave Edit Meaning

1. a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid ..

1. The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair ..

1. Verb. To lose to someone with an unconventional strategy. Usually used in relation to video games. I walked around the corner and got e..