What is Throckmorton?
1.
When you are about to bring a girl to your bedroon to have sex and you tell as many friends as possible to hide in your room to witness the event.
Hey....throckmorton in my room in 10 minutes...
2.
n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.
Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!
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