What is Thumb Me?
1.
The request for an anal thumbing.
Sara: "Thumb me, John!"
John *Thumbs Sara's ass*
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2.
To put your thumb in an unwanted place.
You would never say "Hey, thumb me"
The only time to use this phrase is when saying "Omfg please don't thumb me"
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3.
An expression (often used in unison with explicit hand motions) that expresses distase or dislike for something someone has just said/done.
You're basically just telling them to shove their thumb up your anus.
Similar to suck me.
Jason: "Garrett you're a fag."
Garrett: "Aw thumb me dillhole." *Makes a circle with one of his hands as he speaks, similar to balling it into a fist, and then violently shoves the other thumb into said hole*
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4.
Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile. The thumb being the key finger used in texting a message.
Mary thumb me the details once I finish this cell phone call.
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