Thumbhorn

What is Thumbhorn?


1.

v: when a man uses his thumb to help ease his limp penis into a vagina -- this act is often performed while drunkand resembles the operation of a shoehorn fitting a foot into a shoe

I drank 37 beers last night and there was no chance I was going to get hard. I definitely had to thumbhorn the bitch.

See dick, limp, thumb, sex, drunk


38

Random Words:

1. When you have sex with your clone, your doppelganger, or a version of you from a parallel universe. If you clone yourself and then have..
1. The word Urth is used in place of the word Earth. Not quite l337-speak- but most defiantly used by internet geeks. "like, omg! sav..
1. (adj) used to describe stupidity or confusion in a time of anger. to say something is stupid "Ican't get this verschluginer t..