Thumbhorn

What is Thumbhorn?


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v: when a man uses his thumb to help ease his limp penis into a vagina -- this act is often performed while drunkand resembles the operation of a shoehorn fitting a foot into a shoe

I drank 37 beers last night and there was no chance I was going to get hard. I definitely had to thumbhorn the bitch.

See dick, limp, thumb, sex, drunk


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