Thumping The Lemur

What is Thumping The Lemur?


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a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel ,tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking offwhipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*

Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!

Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

See masturbating, buffing the banana, burping the worm, choking the chicken, corking the bat, cuffing the carrot, flogging the hog, flogging the log, jerkin'the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, spanking the monkey, walking the dog, wonking your cronker


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