What is Thunderclap?
1.
The action in which the male ejaculates onto the palm of his hand and then slaps his partner in the face, creating a loud clapping noise.
Man, when I got done I gave that girl a thunderclap and showed her who's boss.
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2.
The act of gradually shaking and vibrating the bum until the cheeks smack together in a thunderous clap.
Usually and most easily acccomplished by women with large, saggy booties.
I wonder if Shaquanda can do a thunderclap?
3.
The act of shaking back and forth vigorosly to the point where your balls hit your
yo all dis thunderclapping is starting to hurt my nutsack!
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4.
A vagina which when in the process of intercourse produces a large evacuation of air in which an abnormally loud clapping noise is produced when hard contact is made, as opposed to a normal vaginal clap.
So I was banging this girl down the street yesterday and the thunderclap she was giving off was keeping the neighbors up all night.
5.
A new STD, with a similar appearance to that of Gonorrhea.
Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area
Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers
200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area
Chris has Thunderclap, but that doesn't affect Alicia's pussy.
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6.
A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.
May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
7.
The sexual process in which the male inserts one hand into a woman's vagina, and the other in the woman's anus.
The male then proceeds to clap his hands together through the woman's body, crushing many internal organs and causing the woman gratituous amounts of pain.
John: "Man, I totally thunderclapped Susan last night. Now they are trying to charge me with murder."
Harry: "At least your not a nigger!"
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