What is Thwark?
1.
n, v, adj, adv, etc. A word which begins with a letter and ends with a letter, and can mean literally anything; typically used in place of a curse word or to bump a thread; This human works another random death
I thwarked the car in Harvard yard; I like eatting thwark for dinner; It's the most thwarkaful time of the year
2.
noun, the God-Weasel
adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.
verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)
Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!
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