What is Tim Tebow?
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Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
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A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
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Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
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The most recent
Tim Tebow will likely be the No. 1 pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.
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