Timber Edit Meaning

1.

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

See Cliff

2.

1)Cut wood for building/burning.

2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavsare awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.

"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"

"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."

See wood, logs, skag, chav

3.

slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.

Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.

"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber

See tobacco, smoke, wood, joint, baccy, smoking, rolling

4.

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!

( Fabiola arrives)

Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

See timber, wood, hardon, soften

5.

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6.

stage nickname of super-star prodcer timbaland

timbaland can spank any other producer, except Dre, becuase even he can't step to the Westside

7.

Humble; Beautiful.

That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.