Time Addiction

What is Time Addiction?


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1. A usually depressing addiction of constantly thinking about the concept of time. Typically caused by recreational drug use (Marijuana, Acid, etc.). Thoughts include:

-Always thinking about the past, and not the present.

-How time is "speeding up" almost exponentially as life goes on.

-The history of the universe, or of human existence.

Bryan: OMG 9/11 was 8 fucking years ago!? No way!

Beau: Dude you seriously have a major time addiction.

Buffalo Bill: I cannot believe its been over 10 years since Silence of the Lambs came out, time is flying by.

Clarice: Yea, I think about that everyday it seems like. We both a have a bad time addiction.

See time, addiction, einstein, universe, god, nature


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