What is Time Bandit?
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(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.
Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.
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A midget, or dwarf. Or just slang for a short person. Taken from the film 'Time Bandits' by Terry Gilliam, in which a load of midgets all travel through time, on the run from some evil forces.
She's a time bandit, she entered the midget olympics as a 'compact discus thrower'.
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A person who lies about the amount of time they have been on the job.
Bob told me he worked for GE for 25 years, I found out he was only at GE for 17 years, he is a Time Bandit.
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