Time Portal

What is Time Portal?


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The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

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