What is Time Portal?
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The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.
I time portaled that bitch first try.
That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
