Timelexia

What is Timelexia?


1.

(n.)

A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.

Dina: Hello?

Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?

Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.

Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!

Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia


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