What is Timelexia?
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(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
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Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.
Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.
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