What is Tiny Vega?
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a sexually transmitted disease in which the head of the penis cannot stop smiling. named after the man who it was first contracted from, tiny vega makes your penis smile like that bob guy from the enzyte commercials.
man: sorry, i can't come into the office today.
boss: and why is that?
man: ... i think i may have tiny vega.
boss: oh, dear lord. of course, you get back when you are ready.
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n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper
I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.
See Mike..
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The time of day when you find yourself wondering how it got so late ... and then realize you've been having sex all morning/afterno..
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putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head
alla eats mutton-heads for dinner..
