What is Tiny Vega?
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a sexually transmitted disease in which the head of the penis cannot stop smiling. named after the man who it was first contracted from, tiny vega makes your penis smile like that bob guy from the enzyte commercials.
man: sorry, i can't come into the office today.
boss: and why is that?
man: ... i think i may have tiny vega.
boss: oh, dear lord. of course, you get back when you are ready.
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl..
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the most delicious female on the planet Earth. whom i want to rub cocoa butter all over. she is sexy. and im a girl so thats really sayi..
