Tit Curtain

What is Tit Curtain?


1.

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

See tit, curtain, cow, pregnancy, why


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