Tits On A Boat

What is Tits On A Boat?


1.

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.

2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

See tits, boats, useless, tit, breast, woman


36

Random Words:

1. a yawning face that i made up i am cool. bow down to me. i made the ¯0¯ face..
1. When your chicken strips from the vons bakery/deli getr those really crispy ends so you can't even bite into them. 1:Did you finis..
1. whore, slut I wouldn't touch that dickraft with a ten-foot pole...