Tits Up

What is Tits Up?


1.

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

2.

A word used to describe something that has broken or someone who is dead

Damn, my graphics card just went tits up

See God

3.

broken, fucked up, shit the bed, passed out.

Charolette was pissed off because her dildo went tits up.

4.

description of a situation where everything has gone wrong, sometimes disasterously wrong

Those two teenagers were almost killd in that tits up car wreck.

See aaron

5.

Total Unconsciousness. a term used in the military to describe the final stages of several medical conditions (heat exhaustion, heat stroke, chemical exposure, etc.) Also called tango uniform using the military radio phonetics. "Tits up" is the slang version.

You'll go tits up if you don't get injected with atropine within 10 minutes of exposure.

See tango uniform, tu, out of commission, good to go

6.

Denotes a symbolic congratulatory salute from a group of females. Used by female teams.

Cathy got red carded last night after a scuffle with that pushy witch on the other team. Hats off, three cheers, and tits up to Cathy!

See congratulations, cheers, titsup

7.

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

See deceased, expired, all in, breathless


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